10 Random Poker Quotes

• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003