10 Random Poker Quotes

• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.