10 Random Poker Quotes

• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo