10 Random Poker Quotes

• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.