10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson