10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers