10 Random Poker Quotes

• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.