10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.