10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.