10 Random Poker Quotes

• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.