10 Random Poker Quotes

• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon