10 Random Poker Quotes

• You have to piss with the dick you have
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels