10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.