10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack