10 Random Poker Quotes
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- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.