10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.