10 Random Poker Quotes

• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• in the poker game of life women are the rake