10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.