10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.