10 Random Poker Quotes

• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• Poker is for loners.
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."