10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."