10 Random Poker Quotes

• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed