10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.