10 Random Poker Quotes

• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.