10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]