10 Random Poker Quotes

• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• Welcome to kicker school
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.