10 Random Poker Quotes

• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Fook the floosh droo!
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.