10 Random Poker Quotes

• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.