10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.