10 Random Poker Quotes

• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.