10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes