10 Random Poker Quotes

• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• The all-in play works everytime but once.