10 Random Poker Quotes

• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?