10 Random Poker Quotes
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- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"