10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow