10 Random Poker Quotes

• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier