10 Random Poker Quotes

• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim