10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.