10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.