10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!