10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier