10 Random Poker Quotes
« back to poker calculator
More Random Quotes- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is