10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"