10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.