10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com