10 Random Poker Quotes

• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.