10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Welcome to kicker school
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs