10 Random Poker Quotes

• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• "No river, no fish."
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers