10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer