10 Random Poker Quotes

• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."